Ratio of an igloo's circumference to
its diameter 
Eskimo Pi 
2000 pounds of Chinese soup

Won ton 
1 millionth of a mouthwash 
1 microscope 
Time between slipping on a peel and
smacking the pavement 
1 bananosecond 
Weight an evangelist carries with God

1 billigram 
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1
nautical mile per hour 
Knotfurlong 
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone

1 Rod Serling 
Half of a large intestine

1 semicolon 
1,000,000 aches 
1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis 
1 hoarsepower 
Shortest distance between two jokes

A straight line 
453.6 graham crackers 
1 pound cake 
1 millionmillion microphones

1 megaphone 
2 million bicycles 
2 megacycles 
365.25 days 
1 unicycle 
2000 mockingbirds 
2 kilomockingbirds 
52 cards 
1 decacards 
1 kilogram of falling figs

1 Fig Newton 
1000 milliliters of wet socks

1 literhosen 
1 millionth of a fish 
1 microfiche 
1 trillion pins 
1 terrapin 
10 rations 
1 decoration 
100 rations 
1 Cration 
2 monograms 
1 diagram 
4 nickels 
2 paradigms 
2.4 statute miles of intravenous
surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital 
1 IV League 