Definitions

Arbitrator a cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
Avoidable what a bullfighter tries to do
Bernadette the act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize

what a crook sees with

Control

a short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters

workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eclipse

what an English barber does for a living

Eyedropper

a clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes

what a guy in a boat does

Left Bank

what the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Misty

how golfers create divots

Paradox

two physicians

Parasites

what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

Pharmacist

a helper on the farm

Polarize

what penguins see with

Primate

removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief

what trees do in the spring

Rubberneck

what you do to relax your wife

Seamstress

describes 250 pounds in a size 6

Selfish

what the owner of a seafood store does

Sudafed

brought litigation against a government official

Subdued

...like a guy, who like works on one of those, like, submarines, man... 

 

 

 

 

Contact Info: Michael Noonan, PhD, Canisius College , 2001 Main St., Buffalo, NY 14208                                                                             noonan@canisius.edu